Julie Bowens - Hottest chick ever on shows like Boston Legal, Modern Family, a bunch of movies, and uhm other stuff, basically trying to destroy a long standing fantasy of mine by going to the beach in an incredibly hideous and unflattering swimsuit. Clearly she has aged since I first whacked off to her, I mean, became a fan of hers, but Julie - do you really have to slap me in the face with this swimsuit too? Wear a thong next time, honey.