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Katie Holmes - A little leg in a dress, near upskirt

Katie Holmes was never hot even when people thought she was hot. It was all about that smirk, which I despised. Still, she DOES have a vagina..... so ......







Candice Swanepoel - More Victoria Secret Lingerie Sexy Photos

Another hot model I can't have.




Miranda Kerr Nude Ass in Magazine

purdy hawt







Avril Lavigne - Bikini Ass and Nipple Slip!

Avril Lavigne will always be hot and sexy to me. I don't care that she is just a poser "hot bitch" who pretended to write her own musical material but really didn't. It was never about that. It was about her tiny cute fucking ass and the fantasy of throwing her around in bed. And maybe one night we get too rough and I accidentally throw her naked ass out the window, and as she falls, she screams, "see ya later boyyyyyyyyyyy". But she ends up being ok and we continue to have sex after she climbs back up to the window. What was I saying? Oh yeah, fap time!




Selena Gomez - Finally 18, No Longer Jailbait

Selena Gomez is finally 18 and no longer jailbait :( ... that makes me happy, because now my fantasy that she will see me walking down the street and spontaneously blow me in broad daylight can finally come trueeeeeeeeeeeee







Selena Gomez - Sexy Girl, Almost 18

I guess Selena Gomez is turning 18 in a day, or she already has, or whatever. You might be tired of me saying this, but I don't care when chicks turn 18. Hot is hot, and I don't get this obsession with not being attracted to a chick after she becomes legal. I mean I get it, but its just not for me. Anyhow, I suppose we can all fantasize about her while the media slowly pulls the plug on her career.




Ashley Greene - Spandex Workout Clothes

Does anyone actually get off looking at pictures of celebrity chicks in spandex workout gear? Imagine if this were a real situation.. you know.. if you were with her. Imagine you get home, take off the workout gear, and then notice the smell. You were just working out for christ's sake. And if you think you'd hit it anyway. Imagine now you've been in a relationship long enough to get tired of hitting it in general, or at least just ok-comfortable with the fact. now tell me the smell doesn't bother you. i thought so







Mila Kunis - Sexy Legs, Still Cute

Mila Kunis, that chick from... That 70s Show... Still hot even though she is clearly no longer underage. Love the legs. Want the vagina.




Keri Russell - Jean Shorts








Miley Cyrus - Legs in Shorts

I realize the world cares less and less about this girl as she approaches 18 years of age, but Miley Cyrus is still cute to me. And seriously, I get paying attention to an underage girl because she is hot and sexual and forbidden fruit and all that... but why lose interest just because she turns 18? I don't get it.




Blake Lively - More Legs

Yet again more sexy legs to drool and and not have.







Alyssa Miller - New Victoria's Secret Model in a Bikini (Nice Ass)

Alyssa Miller, some new Victoria's Secret model, showing off her cute little butt and body parts in various swimsuits.




Rachel Bilson - Tight Jeans Shorts

Say what you will about how homely she may look in these.... but legs are legs.







Katy Perry - Wet See Through Panties

For whatever reason, Katy Perry felt it appropriate to hang out in a pool wearing some kind of weird white undies. I'll still do her.




Princess Beatrice - Bikini Tits and Ass






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