Katie Holmes was never hot even when people thought she was hot. It was all about that smirk, which I despised. Still, she DOES have a vagina..... so ......

Another hot model I can't have.

purdy hawt

Avril Lavigne will always be hot and sexy to me. I don't care that she is just a poser "hot bitch" who pretended to write her own musical material but really didn't. It was never about that. It was about her tiny cute fucking ass and the fantasy of throwing her around in bed. And maybe one night we get too rough and I accidentally throw her naked ass out the window, and as she falls, she screams, "see ya later boyyyyyyyyyyy". But she ends up being ok and we continue to have sex after she climbs back up to the window. What was I saying? Oh yeah, fap time!

Selena Gomez is finally 18 and no longer jailbait :( ... that makes me happy, because now my fantasy that she will see me walking down the street and spontaneously blow me in broad daylight can finally come trueeeeeeeeeeeee